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asorrowfulvagabond:

cologne-ecstasy:

—> enjoy a dream about a boyfriend

—> hold on this is fishy

—> boyfriend is actually someone at school

—> ohmygodwhy.jpg

When you dream you are not actually creating new people. Your brain is, in fact, pulling memories of people you have met before, even if you have just glanced at their face once.

Ohh that makes sense.
And it explains those other weird dreams too, ohlawd.
8T;;

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—> enjoy a dream about a boyfriend

—> hold on this is fishy

—> boyfriend is actually someone at school

—> ohmygodwhy.jpg

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—> sup stain glass

—> cut glass

—> friend’s glass pieces hit hand

—> lol that’s nothing

—> a few seconds later, it’s gushing blood

—> treat with bandaid

—> finger starts bleeding afterwards

—> whatisstainglass.jpg

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—> get rad new bootie heels on sunday

—> swag walk with booties on monday and tuesday

—> discover the tips of the booties are already peeling by tuesday

—> crey

—> can’thavenicethings.jpg

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Either they’re forgetting to pass it out or it’s not going out til Friday.

Fucking luck. 8u

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1000% RABU RABU DESU. wat. why am i watching this blasphemous video. again. ohgodwhyohgod.

whatthefuck.jpg

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fabulous-flamboyance:

cologne-ecstasy:

rewatching the narnia series for the tenth time.

all these feels, I can’teven. ;AAAAA;

baaaabiiiiessss </3

androwangetoutofmyheadyouarenothighkingpeter.

BITCHPLZ, ROWAN IS THE TRUE KING

8I

HIGH KING PETER IS NOT PLZED. //ZSNAP

:T

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rewatching the narnia series for the tenth time.

all these feels, I can’teven. ;AAAAA;

baaaabiiiiessss </3

androwangetoutofmyheadyouarenothighkingpeter.

cologne-ecstasy asked: Ohh, so you’re that boy that’s been hanging around Cyruss. ( //smirks ) So what are you, his /boyfriend/? ( //glances at his outfit ) Pretty fashionable too. And cute, to boot. My, I’m impressed he managed to score so well. ( //laughs and grins ) You picked a /lovely/ companion, sir. I’m Cyruss’s /dear/ friend, Serenity. ( //holds out her hand to shake ) And you are?

fabulous-flamboyance:

Ohohoho, it is, it is! You pick a fine brand to take a liking to. *smile*

*grins; fruity hand flap* Oh, dear, I have hundreds of them! A solid wit provides for countless combinations and creations. Not to brag though, of course! It helps when you have someone as offbeat as him. *modest smile* I’m sure you could come up with many more equally fabulous names, my dear Sere! *fruity wink*

Oh, you flatter me, dear! I must admit though, it was absolute hell learning to write it when I was younger. *smiles; chuckles at bow* And you provide a magnificent bow, my dear!

Ohh my, yes. *face in palm; chuckles* Quite the vocabulary and… creativity, that man has. Ahh, yes, you could definitely say that. *cheeky smirk; nudges back* …Oh my! That would certainly explain it. I can only imagine the embarrassing shenanigans my CyBear would get into. *nods* Ohohoho, That sounds like a date, my dear! *excited grin* Don’t skip a single detail!

Ahahaha! *gigglefest initiate* Turtlenecks are fine and dandy, of course. But the poor dear can’t go around in turtlenecks his entire life, can he? *way too hyped up now; stupidest grin on face* Ohhh oh oh oh oh, this is far too exciting! I haven’t been on a shopping spree in aaaages. I feel so rusty in the sacred Art of Elegant Patronage. *more giggles* You must show me the way, my dear Sere! *arm is taken by sere; follows along skipping like a child*

Fine brand indeed but much too expensive, darling. Really, it shouldn’t cost so much just for a small bottle of it. ( //frowns )

Aha, I thought so! Especially from someone like you, too. ( //wink ) Haha, I know right? He’s so fun to tease and his reactions are always wonderful. ( //giggle ) Pfft, well. My snugglybunny doesn’t like any of the pet names that I give him. It’s quite sad, if he only understood how cute they sound, you know? ( //smiles ) You know, it’s fantastic how quickly we became friends. I mean, you’re a very likeable young man and you’re so charming in a fruity way but still charming nonethless.

I can understand why, your poor younger self must’ve thrown such a fit each time you had to write your name. ( //chuckles ) But now that you’re older, I’m sure it’s no problem, right?

( //smirks ) I agree completely, haha. And have you always noticed that face he always makes when he swears? So endearing. ( //chuckles ) There were a lot of shenanigans, trust me. He’s an animal if he gets drunk but he’s a light weight so it doesn’t take too many bottles to bring him down. ( //another saucy wink; brings voice to a whisper ) Keep that in mind, yeah? ( //voice returns to normal volume ) Oho, I won’t, my dear. ( //laughcackle )

Of course, a human being needs more than just turtlenecks, that’s so boring! Maybe some jackets, a few sweaters, and new shirts? I don’t know, what do you think he’d like? … Actually, don’t answer that, he might not enjoy what we purchased for him at all but that’s alright. You can always force him to wear it. ( //giggle ) You look like you’re ready for a few hours of shopping, that’s wonderful! ( //takes him to the first store she sees which is D&G; they dash inside and Serenity makes a beeline to the clothing racks )

Ohhh, Rowan, just look at this fabric, it’s fabulous! This red color is really lovely too, do you think he’d like it? ( //spies a leather jacket ) Mm, this is nice too. Gosh, I could just buy the whole store if I had the money! ( //moves through hanger after hanger of various tops )

cologne-ecstasy asked: Ohh, so you’re that boy that’s been hanging around Cyruss. ( //smirks ) So what are you, his /boyfriend/? ( //glances at his outfit ) Pretty fashionable too. And cute, to boot. My, I’m impressed he managed to score so well. ( //laughs and grins ) You picked a /lovely/ companion, sir. I’m Cyruss’s /dear/ friend, Serenity. ( //holds out her hand to shake ) And you are?

fabulous-flamboyance:

cologne-ecstasy:

fabulous-flamboyance:

Why thank you, dear! You’ve got a nice fashion sense as well, if I may say, and your hair! *marvels at locks; smiles* And you smell wonderful! *giggles* Ohh, that might come off as a bit creepy though, yeah?

Pfahahaha! *laughs for a moment* He’s quite the interesting catch himself! *nods; proud smile* So, yes, I suppose you could call me that! He’s my Lil’ Snuffleywuddleykins to me, at least. *leans over to whisper; devilish grin* Don’t tell him I said that, he absolutely hates my pet names.

*shakes hand casually* Oooh, Serenity! That’s such a pretty name! *giddy smile* It matches the pretty face, hm? …Oh, yes! I’m Rowan Clancy Boyde Zander-Prescott! *chuckle* It’s a bit of a mouthful, even for me. So you can just call me Rowan, if you want to be boring. Or Roro if you’re prefer a cuter name. It might be odd to be called that by someone other than CyBear, though.

…Though, he’s never mentioned you. *puts finger on lip in thought* Mhmmm, nope. No Serenitys. You’re such a charming lady, too, I can’t see why not! *snaps fingers; determined expression* I’ll have to torture him twice as much when I get back.

( //chuckles and smiles ) You’re welcome and … aha, thank you? I believe that’s the first time anyone’s ever complimented how I smelled.

Interesting is an understatement. ( //smirks ) Ah, I knew it! You were acting rather intimate around him so I suspected as much. Aww, Cy has a looover, this is too cute! ( //pauses as he announces the pet name; breaks into a fit of giggles ) O-ohmygosh, that name is perfect. You have excellent taste, sir. ( //smiles gleefully )

( //firm handshake ) Ha, why thank you. ( //flushes from the compliments hellonewgaybestfriend ) You’re too kind, really. Wow, that’s quite a name. ( //chuckles ) Ah, Rowan. Such a charming man you are. ( //suppresses the urge to squeal ) Roro, how adorable. ( //snickers ) CyBear and Roro. Yes, you make a magnificent couple.

( //smirks ) Well you see, Cyruss and I don’t have the best rapport but I still like him. Even more so when he’s drunk, oh my that was a fun time. Ohh, really? ( //giggles ) I enjoy your presence as well, Rowan. ( //lightbulb flashes in her brain ) What do you say we go shopping together? We could buy something for Cy and maybe one of those fabulous scarves I saw at Chanel.

*smiles broadly; nods* Ahh, well! I haven’t noticed too many women who wear cologne. And you have excellent taste in that as well, if I may say!

Ahahaha, yes! I can’t help but love on the cute lil man sometimes, even in public. *grins and giggles* Thank you so much! *smile of gratitude* I’ll get my little Snugglemuffin to see the light someday.

Mhmm, it is! It’d be a bit shorter if my parents hadn’t decided to hyphenate their names, of course. Though I can’t quite imagine being just a Rowan Clancy Boyde Zander, or a Rowan Clancy Boyde Prescott. *chuckles and smiles* Thank you so very much, dear! You’re quite the charming lady yourself. *tiny curtsy*

Ohhh, I see! Yes, he can be a bit of a bother with all that attitude he’s got, I must admit. And he’s so snippy and stubborn most of the time. *understanding nod* …Ahahaha, drunk? *giggles at the hilarious images that flood into his head* I can barely get him to touch anything even mildly intoxicating most of the time. You have to tell me all about it! It must’ve loosened up that little stress-puppy quite a bit. *smiles*

*delighted squee; grasps hands in excitement* Oh oh oh, I would love to! CyBear has been needing something fresh lately anyways. He has such horrible taste, the poor dear. *giggles; bounces around* Ohhh, I haven’t gone shopping in ages! This is going to be so much fun!

Yeah, I just. I love how it smells, it’s absolutely intoxicating. And it’s actually my favorite brand too. ( //squeals )

Snugglemuffin. ( //giggles ) Very creative. How many other nicknames do you have for him? I must’ve heard about three different ones already. ( //grins )

Your name is simply divine, you know. Lengthy, but you make it work. ( //sagely nod; chuckles ) Very nice curtsy, sir. ( //bows )

A bother. ( //laughs ) He can get quite feisty at times too. Hah, he’s got quite a potty mouth on him as well but that might not be all he uses it for. If you know what I mean. ( //nudges his arm with a sly wink ) Yep, drunk. Absolutely wasted. ( //giggles ) His dislike for alcoholic beverages might have stemmed from that night. You know what, we can discuss it over a nice cappucino or something. ( //pats his arm )

Hehehe, I thought you’d say that! ( //smiles brightly ) Horrible taste? Why, all he wears are turtlenecks, he needs a new wardrobe, don’t you agree? ( // bounces with him ) I had a bit of a shopping spree last week but yesterday, I saw some gorgeous new outfits at D&G. You must see them, I think it might be your style! Alright alright, let’s get to it then! ( //takes his arm and pulls him in the direction of the mall )